1. Cats love me. I've learned not to look at cats: don't make eye contact, they think you like them.
2. I get a headache every day. I've started clenching my teeth; don't know why. But it doesn't help.
3. I got my first pair of glasses in the fourth grade. For all the things that have bounced off my glasses, I would be blind if I didn't wear them (now you know where that saying comes from).
4. Somewhere I have a 36 year old daughter I have never seen. With or without glasses. And I don't know her name.
5. I have a fantasy that I never have to wear clothes again. And I have nightmares that I'm naked in public.
6. I don't know 8 other blogs. At least, right now I don't.
7. I believe that I can do anything I put my mind to. I'm trying to do everything and it's making me crazy.
8. Forget the "Golden Rule." The only thing that works for me is "The Serenity Prayer."